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Tuesday, August 27, 2013

LUNCH WITH THE FT - SAINT PETER



We received an e-mail from Saint Peter telling us that, some time ago, he encountered some dead Palestinian children at the gates of Heaven.

According to Saint Peter, photos of these dead Palestinian children are now being presented as dead Syrian children, and are being used in the videos which claim that there was a gas attack in Syria.

"The video makers are also using photos of dead children from Yemen," wrote Saint Peter.



Simon Peter was a fisherman who became one of the Twelve Apostles.

Peter is said to be the "keeper of the keys of the kingdom of heaven", according to Matthew 16:19

I wanted to ask Peter about some of the recent people that he may have encountered, including Osama bin Laden.



Peter has arranged to meet us at a restaurant called King's Kitchen, in Charlotte, in North Carolina.

We both order salads and mineral water.



I ask Peter how he will react when he eventually encounters the top generals in the Pentagon.

"I will feel no anger," says Peter. "I will simply tell them to go to Hell."

Our peach and pecan salad arrives and we tuck into walnut vinaigrette, greens and local honey.

The video above shows women and children kidnapped from Latakia by the US-supported rebels. Friends of Syria 

I ask Peter about the video from Syria showing children kidnapped by the rebels, the Free Syrian Army.

Peter tells me that the bodies of the kidnapped children are being used by the rebels in their videos allegedly showing victims of 'the gas attack'. 

The gas attack is said to have taken place in East Ghouta, which has been deserted for over a year now, when all the residents left the area, because of terrorist attacks.


Osama bin laden (far right)

And what about Saint Peter's encounter with Osama bin Laden?

Peter recounts what Osama said to him after Osama's death in 2001.

"My mother was a Jewess," said Osama. "And I worked hard for Mossad, MI6 and the CIA."

"I had to tell him," says Peter, "that very few rich men can enter the Kingdom of Heaven. And Osama made a lot of money in the narcotics trade, working with the Jewish mafia."

Our House Salad arrives - greens, carrot, cucumber and tomato. 

"Do you allow many Americans into heaven?" I ask Peter.

"Virtually none," says Peter.

Many of them are too fat to get through the entrance.

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